this is a type of oral sex in which the performer keeps the penis in their throat during orgasm and gargles the semen around the end of the penis
Well, Mr. McDonald, if you want a garglejob you'll have to pay extra. I usually have to drink a whole 6 pack to clean all of the ejaculatory fluid out of my throat.
by masochistmonkeyjoe February 18, 2009
Get the garglejob mug.The sexual practice in which you convince your girlfriend/wife/partner/whore to gargle on your baby gravy, then unexpectedly you uppercut her in the sternum screaming "SURPRISE" and avoiding the consequent rainbow of liquids.
Where's Katie?
In hospital with a punctured lung. Tyrone went a bit far when he Gargle Gargle Surprised her.
In hospital with a punctured lung. Tyrone went a bit far when he Gargle Gargle Surprised her.
by UrbanBob June 8, 2010
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To place a penis that is below four inches into the back of the throat and forcibly exhale air across the rounded sex organ, creating a growling sound as if the sound were coming from a mother kodiak.
Can also be used in variants such as:
This gargles stubbs
This shit can gargle my stubby
!!.@4 *525
Can also be used in variants such as:
This gargles stubbs
This shit can gargle my stubby
!!.@4 *525
by KodiaksBeserk July 9, 2010
Get the Gargle My Stubby mug.A person who is so lame and or so gay that their sole use and extent of their abillities in life is to gargle my balls.
by barkingmonkeye July 25, 2007
Get the scrotum gargler mug.The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
by Da Who 1 - Acer July 10, 2003
Get the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster mug.someone who performs fellatio. as an insult, similar to "cocksucker". another way of calling a dude gay.
by ravenflesh June 24, 2008
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by AR12 October 22, 2013
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