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garglecum 

Act of swallowing some jizz.
Or a great band name.
DUUUDE! Have you heard GARGLECUM?! I jack-off to that shit, man!

GargleFunk 

Something that you might hear a stoner say.
"Hey tye, whats shakin'?"

"GargleFunk, bitch!"
GargleFunk by Ack Londo May 13, 2005

gargleschmuck 

The act of having a full wheel of guda chesse shoved into your anus then recieving anal penetration from a black man after the cheese melts. This results in a mixture of blood, guda cheese, and semen.
Icepick gargleschmucked my ass last night.
gargleschmuck by Fabian Trondel January 8, 2008

Garglemuffin 

A word representing a step above roflmao, which in turn is several steps above lol
Zach: Baby sex...
Jonah: Lol
Zach: Yeah so I'm going to die
Jonah: Lmao
Zach: Dude wtf, this isn't a joke
Jonah: Rofl
Zach:JONAH, IM SERIOUSLY DYING, DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE
Jonah: No but i just pooted :3
Zach: GARGLEMUFFIN
Garglemuffin by Zee-J Fisticuffs January 25, 2010

Garglesmug 

A type of music genre invovleing random noises of the top of your head.
I love singing Garglesmug!
Garglesmug by Taren221 February 21, 2010

GiggleCum 

The Act of Giggling While ejaculating! (cos it tickles)
GiggleCum by richiewatters July 9, 2010
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Throat Sweats 

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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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