2 definitions by barkingmonkeye

scrotum gargler

A person who is so lame and or so gay that their sole use and extent of their abillities in life is to gargle my balls.

That ho paris hilton is such a scrotum gargler they need to just put her down like a sick animal.

by barkingmonkeye June 25, 2007

rim job

the act of wiping ones anal juice on the rim of someones drink container.

Friend 1: Shhhh, dont look but i just gave jennys beer a rim job!

Friend 2: Awww dude i was going to try and get on some of that!

Friend 1: Well, make sure she brushes her teeth first.

by barkingmonkeye June 25, 2007