torso fritters

Torso fritters is a synonym for breasts.

Look at the torso fritters on that chick!

by King Tit January 29, 2009

flatter than hammered shit

Can't get any worse.

I've fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit.

by smedley pond June 14, 2010

flutters

That feeling in the pit of your stomach when someone you really really really really like touches you in some way

"Stacy got flutters when she was dancing with Jim"

by Lija June 30, 2006

Flitterme

A word included at the end of a Flitter (a flirting tweet or Twitter message) to tell the other person to Flitter you back.

hey babe, ur hot, flitterme

by Harrold Seaward February 18, 2010

flappy fritter

A crusty vagina that looks like an apple fritter

The old woman dropped her panties and i saw her flappy fritter.

by abebaby24 August 5, 2016

wow and flutter

Speed variations in a turntable,phonograph, or cassette player that cause irritating flattening in pitch with sour notes (wow) and/or garbled notes with jerky sharpening in pitch (flutter). Often heard from poorly manufactured, old, or poorly-maintained audio equipment. In the ages when LPs and audio cassettes were the only audio media available, stereo/high-fidelity magazines often used to rate audio components with wow and flutter specifications ranking at the top of the list.

George, your turntable has some nasty wow and flutter. The music sounds sour. It looks like it needs a new belt around the platter.

by pentozali April 8, 2006

Fluttersmile

Noun or Verb; When your heart does that thing where it feels like it missed a beat or two, and smiles at the same time.

Fluttersmile is when your heart skips a beat but it smiles at the same time. For example, when you are so in love something melts your heart.

by Caro! July 4, 2009