Crank

When you have a wank while crying.

Person 1: Hey, you're into anime porn aren't you?
Person 2: Hell yeah.

Person 2 goes home, whips out Bambi on Blu-ray, gets a hard-on and cries to the sweet, yet sad scenes of Bambi while having a wank, hence the work crank.

by joepillai16 June 14, 2014

crank

Grey Goose + Spark Energy Drink(Black top only)=Crank. Some shit that u drink before u walk in the club, dance for 5 minutes, and fall out on the floor.

John: Ay cuz why the fuck u so hype?

Bruh: Mane i'm jiggin off this Crank! I'm tryna fuck somethin tonight!

by Tru Dranka December 18, 2008

Crank

To smack, whack, or hit.

Tom: Yo, broski, if we did the 2k an hour ago, we'd be chillin'!

Kevin: Shut up or I'll crank you!

by LIRCNY2 May 1, 2009

crank

1. To hit a baseball/softball really hard, generally in a beastly fashion that makes it fly.

2. To row on an oar full pressure as hard as you can to really let the shell walk another crew.

1. Yo timmy your up to the plate next really crank one out and get a home run.

2. Put pat in 5 seat hes a fucking beast he can really crank out some horsepower

by beastone112 August 2, 2009

Crank

To have a crap and a wank at the same time.

I was so horny whilst on the shitter that I've just had a crank...

by Piss Stained Log October 17, 2019

crank

goes really well, really powerful for its size. Usually refering to motor vehicles.

his car frigging cranks

by interslice October 25, 2006

crank

If something is Crank, it is bad. Opposite of Crank is Boss

Yo man, your fart mells crank!

by Magic June 11, 2006