penis cpr

Regular CPR skills transferred to revive an erectile dysfunction. In the event the situation would occur, the woman gives 2 deepthroats and 30 strokes. If this doesnt work you should probably consult a doctor and get a viagra subscription.

Just when I was about to get down with this hottie, I got a floppy disc! Thankfully she was able to perform penis CPR.

by bmajestic June 24, 2014

Penis On The Point

1. When playing a game. When the enemy team has a lot of activity on their payload/control point.

Matt: Bro they got Penis On The Point.

by Megaspacewaffles April 1, 2020

Dill Penis

A small green flacid penis on an unfortunate wretch.

"Im tellin' ya girlfriend, Charles had a dill penis for sho'!"

by Bonefied_and_Fried August 20, 2012

sharpie penis

The image of a penis that is illustrated on face with a Sharpie pen while the person is passed out from intoxication.

Frank passed out from too much alcohol so we drew a Sharpie penis on his forehead.

by Karina73 November 23, 2013

Chinese Penis (Weed)

"When you've taken a long break and you finally make a small joint with dank ass weed.
Usually less weed than the filter, preferably 14% THC.”

"My friends smoked tons of weed with only around 2 - 4% THC. Where as I smoked a Chinese Penis (Weed) after my long ass break. I got turnt."

by NigletBlackman May 29, 2016

community penis

Community Penis is not your one off ordinary cheating penis. It is the type of penis that any woman can sample and probably has sampled!

She contracted that STD because her husband has a community penis and everyone has had a taste of it.

by DEV1OUB February 27, 2020

Pogo-penis

When someones penis becomes so hard that they can hop around on it like a little pogo stick.

His penis was so hard that he hopped down the street on it. He had a case of pogo-penis.

by The wingwang man December 7, 2021