The Cuzzmuda Triangle

The Cuzzmuda Triangle is the triangular area formed by the vertices of the cities of Tampa, Ponce Inlet, and Boca Raton in Florida. These three cities are the home bases of three legendary hoppers. The region within the Cuzzmuda Triangle contains some of the most heavily hopped cuzzis, pools, and aquatic facilities in the world. Popular folklore of the region has spread various rumors and tales about legendary hops, acquisition of gate codes, and escapes from tow trucks, though the credibility of such claims is highly contested by scholars of Cuzzinology.

Guy 1: Yo have you heard about the Cuzzmuda Triangle?
Guy 2: Oh shoot, yea I have. It contains some of the best spots to hop in the world.
Guy 3: Dude I heard the legendary fountain of youth is actually a secret cuzzi within the Cuzzmuda Triangle, and no one except the most elite hoppers have ever found it.
Guy 1: Yea, in my Cuzzinology class we learned that Juan Ponce de León was actually trying to find it, but he was a terrible hopper and horrible human being so he was never able to.

by Cuzzmaster July 9, 2020

cock cuzzi

A women’s vagina

Chad used Stephanie’s cock cuzzi the other night.

by Libbster the 3rd January 20, 2023

ball cuzzis

When a girl puts alkasalser in her mouth with water, and a dude puts his nads in her mouth.

This ball cuzzis feels good.

by tourettes1992 August 23, 2006

cuzza

Curry Muzza.. the same thing as a Muzza but is of Indian/Sri Lankan decent.

Omg uleh im a fully sik cuzza, i have fully sik subwoofers like cecille's boob drums!

by Lanceyyy May 10, 2007

Cuzy

When something is Cute and Crazy.

When someone does a crazy laugh and look so cute, you can say "Thats Cuzy"

by Dan April 18, 2005

Cuzzort

The last name of a family whose origin is believed to have come from the word Courser, which was a horse obtainer for the king or queen. It was later synonymous with Corsair, making anyone with the name Cuzzort a descendant of horse thieves and pirates.

Kerra can't wait to be a part of the Cuzzort family, just because she thinks that pirates are cool.

by Sam Cuzzort December 9, 2008

cuzzo

cuzzo is like saying "cuz" alot of crips from north cali say "cuzzo" in place of "cuz"

Sup nigga, you bang cuzzo?

by Loc- O June 21, 2004