Cocktoberfest

A Festival In youn males before No Nut November Where they ejaculate all night long to be ready to wait a month without ejaculation

Me and the boys were busy celebrating Cocktoberfest instead of trick-or-treating

by The Mysticman November 3, 2021

Cocktoboggan

An arrogant idiot who infuriates those around him with his mistaken notions of reality

JFC Kevin, you are such a cocktoboggan! You are so wrong, you are no longer in this timeline. Please educate yourself!

See also douche canoe

by Invisigoth510 March 31, 2023

cocktoaster

Someone who toasts cocks (inside their butt).

Oren, you dirty cocktoaster!

by Erok May 30, 2006

cocktopussy

A man, or woman, possesing eight cocks and one vagina.

When that fool masturbates it gets fucking everywhere, he's such a cocktopussy.

by Frank Koerner November 19, 2004

cockpoon

A giant asshat or douche bag, who can't seem to do his job right.

Oh Brock, you're such a cockpoon!

by Nefermais May 23, 2006

cocktoastin'

When one's penis is either too close to an open fire...or entirely too snuggled beneath layers of clothing inappropirate for the current temperature. When the penis is externally hot...sweaty.

Martha asked Walter if he was OK and he replied, "No, silly bitch, I've been sitting too close to that filthy campfire and I think I have cocktoastin'. Ouch! Find me some salve, you whore!"

by Coots Punk Kendrick March 28, 2007

cockoogle

Googling cock on the net.

Samantha had been deprived of cock for such a long time she started to cockoogle on the net.
Poor Sammie, hasn't had some cock in over a year, she's turned to "cockoogling".

by kimgee April 25, 2010