Taking a tube of cookie dough to masturbate with.
Guy so well-endowed, he's hung like a roll of cookie dough.
Guy so well-endowed, he's hung like a roll of cookie dough.
Becky was sex starved and went to the frig to find a cookie doughboy to masturbate with.
OOOOugh......I love my cookie doughboy!
What a tasty idea!
OH Jethro, bring over your cookie doughboy, I'm ready for some action!
OOOOugh......I love my cookie doughboy!
What a tasty idea!
OH Jethro, bring over your cookie doughboy, I'm ready for some action!
by kimgee April 25, 2010
Samantha had been deprived of cock for such a long time she started to cockoogle on the net.
Poor Sammie, hasn't had some cock in over a year, she's turned to "cockoogling".
Poor Sammie, hasn't had some cock in over a year, she's turned to "cockoogling".
by kimgee April 25, 2010
Jenni is enjoying herself with a cob of corn!
She better be careful, she has one hot pussy!
Too late.....we got a bed full of cockcorn.
Can I come over? I'll bring the butter.
She better be careful, she has one hot pussy!
Too late.....we got a bed full of cockcorn.
Can I come over? I'll bring the butter.
by kimgee April 15, 2010
I was sitting at Uncle Harry's table and listening to him tell story upon story.......just SMN, will ya?
by kimgee October 18, 2010
Bob and Mike decided to do some internet cocking to see if they could find the largest cock out there.
Hey Dude, I found a cock that measured 13 inches long and had a 4 inch girth. OMG.....the size of a horse!
Hey, Sally could take it.....she's a known cavern.
Hey Dude, I found a cock that measured 13 inches long and had a 4 inch girth. OMG.....the size of a horse!
Hey, Sally could take it.....she's a known cavern.
by kimgee April 25, 2010
by kimgee April 14, 2010
She was lying on her back wlsw and touching herself!
In anticipation, wlswo awaiting his entry.
"I'm waiting for you baby, wlsw".
In anticipation, wlswo awaiting his entry.
"I'm waiting for you baby, wlsw".
by kimgee November 08, 2010