Definitions by kimgee

wlsw 

With legs spread wide. For additional emphesis: WLSWO-with legs spread wide open.

She was lying on her back wlsw and touching herself!

In anticipation, wlswo awaiting his entry.

"I'm waiting for you baby, wlsw".

wlsw by kimgee November 8, 2010

SMN 

Shoot me now!

I was sitting at Uncle Harry's table and listening to him tell story upon story.......just SMN, will ya?

SMN by kimgee October 18, 2010

cockoogle 

Googling cock on the net.

Samantha had been deprived of cock for such a long time she started to cockoogle on the net.
Poor Sammie, hasn't had some cock in over a year, she's turned to "cockoogling".

cockoogle by kimgee April 25, 2010

Internet Cocking 

Looking up cocks on the net.

Bob and Mike decided to do some internet cocking to see if they could find the largest cock out there.

Hey Dude, I found a cock that measured 13 inches long and had a 4 inch girth. OMG.....the size of a horse!
Hey, Sally could take it.....she's a known cavern.

Internet Cocking by kimgee April 25, 2010

cookie doughboy 

Taking a tube of cookie dough to masturbate with.

Guy so well-endowed, he's hung like a roll of cookie dough.

Becky was sex starved and went to the frig to find a cookie doughboy to masturbate with.
OOOOugh......I love my cookie doughboy!

What a tasty idea!

OH Jethro, bring over your cookie doughboy, I'm ready for some action!

cookie doughboy by kimgee April 25, 2010

Cockcorn 

Using a cob of corn as a vibrator. The pussy is so hot it pops the corn.

Jenni is enjoying herself with a cob of corn!

She better be careful, she has one hot pussy!

Too late.....we got a bed full of cockcorn.

Can I come over? I'll bring the butter.

Cockcorn by kimgee April 15, 2010

cumuzzi 

Sitting in the jacuzzi with your clitoris in front of a jet of water and having a super orgasm.

Katie was in the jacuzzi with her legs spread wide while the jet on the jacuzzi rushed over her clit. She experienced the most awesome orgasm ever.

"OMG" I had the best cumuzzi ever!

Ahhh Katie, next time I'm joinin ya!

cumuzzi by kimgee April 15, 2010