Cocktoboggan

An arrogant idiot who infuriates those around him with his mistaken notions of reality

JFC Kevin, you are such a cocktoboggan! You are so wrong, you are no longer in this timeline. Please educate yourself!

See also douche canoe

by Invisigoth510 March 31, 2023

cock toboggan

An extremely large and buoyant cock that is usually the entertainment at midget birthday parties instead of pony rides.

Hey you ugly sack of defective genes! It's your birthday, so you're the first one to get to ride the cock toboggan! Don't fall off!

by Johnny U. June 4, 2005

cock toboggan

its a super slutty chick that is so easy and skanky that you could ride her down the hill like a toboggan

wow man you shoulda seen me ride her like a cock toboggan

by cumdumpster444 December 16, 2008