balloon dick

When your dick is small and pathetic looking in it's normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.

I should let you know right now, I have a balloon dick.

by Alex Stockwell November 5, 2006

Mr. Balloon Hands

No way.

"Who's this guy? Mr. Balloons...Mr. Balloon Hands. No way"

by FlyntLarry April 6, 2010

glass balloon

Someone's extremely fragile heart

My heart just burst like a glass balloon

by marmelhal January 28, 2016

balloon smuggler

A woman with big breasts under a tight shirt giving the impression of ballons being smuggled

hey dude check out that balloon smuggler over there....lets tag her

by adam April 6, 2005

Balloch

A wee toon on the Bonnie Bonnie Banks of Loch Lomond in Dunbartonshire Scotland. It is where the River Leven meets Loch Lomond (the biggest loch in Scotland), popular with tourists and locals who enjoy hiking, boating and a few confused ones who come looking for the monster.

A famous folk song was written for the Balloch area:


You tak the high road an' I'll tak the low
an' I'll be in Scotland afore ye

For me an' my true love will ne'er meet again
on the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.

by brawquine April 19, 2009

Bellofigo

Bellofigo is one of the most famous and coolest singer in italy, he's always say " blokka billone blokka" if a girl is playing with you , a really nice and swag person

Billone:"mi ha detto che oggi non può che cosa faccio?"
Bellofigo:" BLOKKA BILLONE BLOKKA:
Billone:" È 2008 cosa faccio blokko o no?"
Bellofigo:" Billone 2008 è troppo, dal 2006 in poi solo se ci sta billy , ma 2008 non ti posso aiutare"

by Theitalianslanger333 January 27, 2022

Polish balloon animal

Uncircumsized polish penis

That guy had a polish balloon animalor that mans penis is a polish balloon animal and has too much polish skin

by Pstallion69 March 16, 2015