Dorian Banister

the name you make up to get out of a conversation

Guy 1: hey so do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: yeah his name is Dorian Banister

by Ambis the umbrella dude November 7, 2019

Banister Express

A handrail that one can easily use to slide down a stairway.

I tried taking the banister express, but it broke halfway down the stairs.

by 90noslenj October 21, 2008

Blenis

A secret codename by 5th graders who are too scared to say penis.

Greg: "You seen that kid's blenis?"
Daniel: "Yeah, smaller than a shrimp."

by YourHipGrandmaBertha May 19, 2020

bannister test

A test to prove if the stories about oriental women being "cut the wrong way" down below is true.

An oriental woman is enticed to remove her panties and slide down a bannister, whilst an indepentant witness listens out for the tell tale 'flubberlubberlubberlubber' noise made by friction rubbing against the oriental woman's sideways cut pussy.

Any non-oriental woman performing the same test will result in a smooth, friction free and silent ride to the bottom of the stairs.

Oli: "Jenny, would you mind performing the bannister test? I want to know if the stories are true..."

Jenny: "Sure thing"

Jenny removes her pants, hops on the bannister and starts to slide... 'flubberlubberlubberlubber'

Oli: "I knew it!"

by Johnny Smartypants August 28, 2008

Banister

1. Receiving head (Having a girl suck your dick)

1. “Yo I need a bad bitch to gimme banister bro”

2. “Yo shawty got big banister son”

by Gangcorp January 6, 2018

pig benis

A big old penis

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

Benis

A way of saying penis yet keeping it pg13.
Nah actually it means a kid who’s dad left

Or it means the male g spot being tickled

Hey Lucas Joeys a benis uwu

Uhhhhh my beeennniiiiiissssss

by NOT JOEY JOHNSTON December 14, 2018