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Banister 

Describing something as mediocre.
Personally I think potatoes are pretty banister.
Banister by buzzingwingz November 20, 2020

banister 

*(n) Is when someone or something is off the edge

*(adj) looking edgey or awesome

*Having a unique look

*Looking bad ass
Ex:1
Girl 1: Your outfit is so banister ,where did you get it from.
Girl 2 : Thanks
Ex:2
your so banister
banister by Kristy F. January 24, 2011

Banister Express 

A handrail that one can easily use to slide down a stairway.
I tried taking the banister express, but it broke halfway down the stairs.
Banister Express by 90noslenj October 21, 2008

Banister Girl

A****M******** THE BITCH WHO ALMOST FELL OVER A BANISTER AND CRUSHED CHILDREN THEN SAT DOWN IN FRONT OF ME AND WOBBLED SKSKSKSKKSKSKS
her name starts with an A and ends with an R yeah hahaha it’s Banister Girl

'Tiff' Banister 

A girl who thinks shes hot and can get any guy she wants, posts pictures of herself wearing barely anything on facebook, extreme butterface, but she does have a nice body, most likely has herpes, and the only reason anyone stands up for her is because there tryna get it in
This girl is such a Tiffany Bannister thinking shes hot shit.

"'Tiff' Banister is pretty shallow.

snailing the banister

When a girl saddles her beef curtains around a schlong and slides from tip to ball sac, then back again before meat handling the head and taking the high hard one all the way home.
She always takes her time when she's snailing the banister.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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