The dick of life

A mystical penis made of venereal energy from man whores across the niggerverse . Constantly on the prowl for victims to punish with its veiny girth . Capable of destroying the anal glands of even the strongest warrior.

My hoe didn’t have my money so I stuffed the bitch with the dick of life.

by Chase the cuntnogger March 7, 2021

Urban Dictionary trending

it never changes.

1. Watermelon Sugar

2. Ghetto Spread

3. Girls who eat carrots

4. sorority squat

5. Durk

6. Momala

7. knocking

8. Dog shot

9. sputnik
10. guvy
11. knockin'
12. nuke the fridge
13. obnoxion
14. Eee-o eleven
15. edward 40 hands
16. heels up
17. columbus
18. ain't got
19. UrbDic
20. yak shaving
21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
22. Pimp Nails
23. Backpedaling
24. Anol
25. got that
26. by the way
27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
28. soy face
29. TSIF
30. georgia rose

god dammit, the Urban Dictionary trending never changes, it's always Watermelon Sugar on top!

by suite life #1 fan March 23, 2021

Big dick ugah hugah

Its a deffinition used by Cavemen and Neaderthals to compliment anotherone about their huge erect boner.
Or horny Cavewoman wanting some Cock.

Cavenmen: Big dick ugah hugah you have there!
Neaderthal: Thanks you too bro!

by Nibbiwithtribbi April 2, 2021

skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle

When a magician casts this spell on you you’re fucked m9

SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE

by DCDEATHRUN May 5, 2018

High on Bird Dick

An idiom used when someone says something so outlandish it goes against anothers thinking. They must be really high.

Someone: i think i could jump off the Golden Gate Bridge and survive the jump, the cold water, and the sharks and if not, you will jump in and save me, eh?

Another: Girrrll, you are High on Bird Dick!

by Jennni March 15, 2018

down on your dick

it means to be in a low position in life , like you hit rock bottom.

it means to hit rock bottom “you was down on your dick 5 years ago but you up now!”

by janedaqsonn May 26, 2021

hayden's dick

a dick so powerful hats even looking at Hayden himself even a man will become pregnantr

son how did you become pregnant "Hayden's dick"

by tallman 76 April 3, 2022