D-Town Dootie

The sexual act of having sex doggystyle, then spitting on the female's back to fake an orgasm. As she turns around, the male quickly takes a shit on her face while yelling "Motown Baby!" - This manuever was perfected by a group of internet Moguls in Troy, Michigan in the early 90's.

I gave my girlfriend a world-class D-Town Dootie last night... I dont think she was happy though... She hasn't been returning my calls since last week.

D-Town Dootie by dirtydirty April 21, 2008

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Stupid Town

1. Not quite married anymore but not yet divorced= stupid town because, one way or another, someone (or both) is a fucking idiot.

2. A state of being in-between Married/dating and divorced/single.

3. A state of not-talking between friends shortly after a falling out, before the status is confirmed (usually either a fuckyoudouche or manIdidn'tmeanitlikethat). Similar to a dudevorce but doesn't only apply to guys and it isn't completed.

4. A point of uncertainty in a waning relationship.

1:
A- Why is Jenny flirting with those guys?
B- Didn't you know Jenny is in stupid town? She dumped Greg a couple weeks ago but the papers haven't gone through yet.

2:
I'd love to get on with my life and see other people, but I'm in stupid town and family/ex/mutual friends/lawyers would have my ass.

3:
A- I heard you and (friend) got in a fight; does this mean you've got an extra ticket to the game this weekend?
B- Not sure yet, we're in stupid town at the moment.

Stupid Town by zakavellie May 13, 2009