kansas city apple fritter

When a man named david eats apple sauce out of a womans vagina.

hey david, what did you do last night? " I gave my wife the kansas city apple fritter

by David's son Richard February 15, 2008

road apple

One of the essential ingredients for a friendly game of barnyard golf.

After collecting a few road apples, we had a game of barnyard golf.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

apple

an apple is a really yummy fruit that is one of my personal favorites. yum yum!!

Dominque: hey Bailee want an orange?
Me: no thanks I will have an apple yum yum!!

by Bailee Ring September 24, 2006

applejack

A nearly 200-proof beverage made from apple cider, usually found underneath kitchen sinks.

Take fresh apple cider (5 gallons make about 1 cup of AJ).
Leave under kitchen sink for a week in sealed container.
Freeze.
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.
Leave under kitchen sink for a week.
Freeze,
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.

Repeat for five weeks. Make applesauce with frozen remnant.

by Jim December 8, 2003

apple computer

the company that manufactures the Mac and I-pod

by Paul Thundergod July 3, 2003

ass apples

roids so big they look like a grove of apples

that bitch bent over and i could see her damn ass apples

by tnxanadu April 18, 2005

appleknocker

A tall hick or overall wearing rube who is best suited to knock apples out of a tree with a stick.

Boy, that guy from West Virginia was a real appleknocker.

by Chris Gifuni April 13, 2006