Definitions by tnxanadu

flat cracker 

lesbian, dyke, twat licker

'she doesn't want a man...she's a friggin flat cracker'

flat cracker by tnxanadu April 18, 2005

ass apples 

roids so big they look like a grove of apples

that bitch bent over and i could see her damn ass apples

ass apples by tnxanadu April 18, 2005