flat cracker

'she doesn't want a man...she's a friggin flat cracker'
by tnxanadu April 18, 2005
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ass apples

roids so big they look like a grove of apples
that bitch bent over and i could see her damn ass apples
by tnxanadu April 18, 2005
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