towelie

Second best "South Park" character. (Behind Cartman)

Towelie: "I choooose... I choose.. BOTH!"
(Popeye Theme Song)

by XMizzBojanglesX October 7, 2006

Charles Town

A small, highway-side town that is largely dominated by the Charles Town Racetrack and Casino, which serves as a hub for all those involved in the horse racing industry, a very tight knit group of people. If your not into horse business, (betting, training, riding, owning, etc.) not much reason to stay. However, exploring the surrounding area offers some gorgeous West Virginia, picturesque, natural lands much loved by outdoors-y types, as well as the beautiful Shannandoah river. Also check out Harpers Ferry, lots of history, exploriing, and hiking around there.

There was hay in the streets, manure smell in the air, and an Applebees. Welcome to Charles Town

by Lil' Georgie December 12, 2010

Wor-Town

Nickname for the city of Worcester, Massachusetts, and can also be called 508 which is the area code

Woosta Mass, We reppin for dat MA Wor-Town!

by KidKong November 20, 2006

That is the gayest thing I have ever seen since gay went to gay town

An expression meaning: Wow, that is really, really gay.

Said by Master Shake.

Master Shake: That is the gayest thing I have ever seen since gay went to gay town!

by Artifishalfish November 3, 2006

brown town

to 'go to brown town' with someone means to have anal sex with them

I want to go to brown town with Vanessa.

by cErTiFiEd December 14, 2004

Small Town

Big City: 300,000+ people within city limits
City: 100,000-300,000 citizens within limits
Small City: 20,000-100,000 citizens within limits
Big Town: 7,000-20,000 citizens within limits
Town: 800-7,000 citizens within limits
Small Town: 200-800 citizens within limits
Village: 50-200 citizens within limits
Hamlet: Community with less than 50 members.

A small town generally is community possessing a post office and not much else.. Maybe a gas station or two. If you live within 10 minutes of a Wal-Mart, chances are you don't live in a small town. Also it should not be said that there is nothing to do if there is a Wal-Mart around, because there is a high probability that there is a theater or fast food restaurant around too.

"Man, city people get bored too easily, if they have one uneventful night, they automatically say 'I hate living in this small town' when actually they should be saying 'This isn't so bad, imagine living in a real small town.'"

by SleepFaster April 20, 2012

Townies

A retard who wears awfully passe, tacky clothing, and tasteless "expensive" jewellery. This breed of retard thinks they are at the height of fashion, and that they are "dock hard". Starts fights with everyone of a similar age group, drinks cheap cider and smokes L&B and Roll ups. All female townies have lost their virginity at the age of 12, and they have had at least 3 abortions or kids by the age of 22, and normally has a kid by the age of 16. Townies think they are the most popular people at school, but most people try to avoid them like the plague.

I always think that Girls Aloud and Atomic Kitten are townies... with stylists.

by Clarabelle November 27, 2003