ride the post

An action word for describing a homosexual.

I think Ted over there likes to ride the post

by Chicken Tenders January 5, 2009

Stoney Ride

Going on a car ride around a (sometimes unknown) neighborhood while getting stoned (high on weed) and then admiring your surroundings, specifically the architecture. Best when accompanied by loved ones.

Maria - "Hey, wanna go for a stoney ride?"
John - "Sure! I've been wanting to explore a neighborhood near my house, plus, I feel like getting high."

by Alameda Del Cobre September 27, 2011

ride chocolate

to lay across the laps of people in the backseat of a car when there is one more person than seats in a car.

Person 1: "Hey man, can I catch a ride?"
Person 2: "Yeah bro, I already have 5 people though so you'll have to ride chocolate."

by Zubohoffen December 7, 2013

ride the turtle

Doggy style with a pregnant chick.

Bro, did you ride the turtle?

by illone84 July 6, 2017

Afro ride

When a girl rides a guy with a bush

He gave me a Afro ride last night

by Montique August 14, 2020

riding confidential

Driving a stolen car, while also trying to avoid detection by the police.

"My brother Deontay got caught riding confidential, now he's lookin' at three years in the joint."

by xlockex1981 November 19, 2019

Bitch Ride

A term used by truck drivers, which means that the gear is automatic, not manual. Truckers prefer manual gear stick.

Dammit, I had a bitch ride this week.

by Nishokiizz December 5, 2016