Sold up the garden path

This seems to be a mixture of "led down the garden path" (meaning misled) and "sold up the river" (meaning "handed over to law enforcement", slang derived from the fact that Sing-Sing state prison is "up the (Hudson?) river" from New York City).

The enthusiastic young first-time buyer was led down the garden path by the unscrupulous used-car salesman.

The entire gang that pulled off the bank heist was sold up the river by the getaway driver after he was picked up and interrogated the next day.

by Mark Caruso September 16, 2005

Garden Weasel

Whilst giving "pleasure" to a partner in the Wheel Barrel position (partner's legs are lifted in the air, as if you are engaged in a wheel barrel race, and their body is thrust forward into a wall or other hard object)said partner's arms give out resulting in their face being pushed across the floor resembling a Garden Weasel tool.

I have rug burn all over my nose from the nasty Garden Weasel I got last night.

by Nasty D October 19, 2006

In the night garden

In the night garden is the result of horrible cold war russian experiments ( being shown to children ). 3 humans were captured and turned into horrible monsters known only as :

Iggle Piggle : Iggle Piggle is constantly sexually harrasing Upsy-Daisy and always carries around a blanket lined with cocaine

Upsy-Daisy : Upsy-Daisy is a filthy little ho eternally attempting to lure men into her bed to fuck till they die

Maka-Paka : Is an absolute nonce he somehow feels the necessity to clean people right there in the street *dirty pervert* he is this close () from getting put on a register

Other inhabitants of this strange land are :

The tombleboos : Three heavily incest little brothers who sleep together they also get naked outside hang up their clothes and then just walk in together for a quick threesome

Pontipine : 10 Little red shits who live together in a 3 room house daddy and mummy pontipine are currently being investigated for domestic abuse of their children

Wattingers : The delightful blue counterparts of the horrible Pontipine , the wattingers live in a 10 bedroom house with a pool and a barbecue grill

Harboos : The harboos are horrible balloon things that give children and adults worldwide panic attacks snm

Those terrifying fucking bird things : The weirdo birds with shrill blood curdling cries who gave me nightmares as a kid

The mother and son who like rubbing each others hand : The two cunts who sent us on this acid trip snm they are awful

Me : Have you seen in the night garden

PTSD survivor : what have you done

by LincolnDaddy69420 May 23, 2019

went from a’s to d’s and so did my grades

going from “aggression” to “determination” in an environment of work and education :)

went from a’s to d’s and so did my grades, so now my “aggression” turned into “determination”.

by trishlovesfish January 23, 2021

Gradehound

A term for someone lazy who claims they work but relies on excuses to get by. Often a name for those retaking exams.

Theo: "My teacher changed my timetable why should I bother?"

Reuben: "Quiet you gradehound! Pull your finger from your arse and get back to work."

by ReubenCambs December 10, 2007

grade limbo

The period of time between turning in the first couple of assignments for a class and getting them back graded. Usually lasts a couple of weeks if the teacher/professor grades slowly.

"Man, do you know what you have in Bio?"
"Nah, the whole class is in grade limbo."

by konstantk April 9, 2009

Gardening Implement

1. Another way of calling someone a whore;
Calling someone a whore in a "nicer way."

Gardening Implement = Hoe = Hoe = Whore

2. A HOEBAG

Girl: She is a Gardening Implement!
Guy: I know she's a whore!

by Cool.As.Junk(; December 24, 2010