Clown Crotch

The makeup stain one receives between their legs after a night of buying lap dancing. See Ass Makeup.

Hey Travis, wtf is that between...oh wait, you have clown crotch!

Clown Crotch by Dr. Carlos Jones April 21, 2011

Cold crotch 

the act of placing a cold beverage on the crotch or crotches of someone for the purpose of either stimulation or revenge

My girlfriend would buy me a drink so last night I cold crotched her

Cold crotch by It's Yo brotha July 16, 2015

kale crotch 

a slang term for vegans that ~need you to know they’re vegan~ (a.k.a. all of them)

“Crystal? Is she that vegan lady that’s constantly doing yoga in her office? “
“Yes, she’s a total kale crotch.”

kale crotch by yeurb_ughtt April 19, 2019

sandshoe hairy crotch

An alternative to the popular "sandshoe hairy muff", which is another way of saying "Thank you very much". Popular in Queensland, Australia.

"Would you get me a beer?"
"Ok"
"Sandshoe hairy crotch!"

sandshoe hairy crotch by nayfie June 21, 2006

Satan's Crotch

Something that is really hot, it can be applied to anything that is hot (ie, food, the weather, a girl, etc.). It can also be used as an independent curse word.

1) Me: Holy S***, this burrito is as fiery hot as Satan's Crotch.

2) Friend: It's hotter than Satan's Crotch out here.

3) Friend: Wow...that chick is as flaming hot as Satan's Crotch.

4) *Me stubbing my toe* SATAN'S UNHOLY, FLAMING CROTCH THAT HURT!

Satan's Crotch by Jimbob Shankfest March 26, 2009

credit card crotch (CCC) 

When a girl gets horny and/or wet from seeing a man who appears to having money using a credit card.

Yo that bitch over there has a serious case of credit card crotch (CCC)! Just buy a round with your card and SHE'LL be fucking YOU tonight!

credit card crotch (CCC) by Pocket Change November 18, 2011

mexican crotch crickets 

Large, mature crab lice found on mexicans genitals and eyebrows.

Man, I took one look at those mexican crotch crickets after I ate her cunt and I blew lunch.

mexican crotch crickets by Running out of patience April 10, 2007