3 definitions by Dr. Carlos Jones
The makeup typically used by female dance artists to cover imperfections on their buttocks. Also see Clown Crotch.
Ginger, "Candy, do you have anymore ass makeup for me? My butt is feeling extra pimply today."
Candy, "Sorry, I'm all out. I've been killing it today. Haven't you seen all the clown crotch walking around out there?"
Candy, "Sorry, I'm all out. I've been killing it today. Haven't you seen all the clown crotch walking around out there?"
by Dr. Carlos Jones April 03, 2011
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The makeup stain one receives between their legs after a night of buying lap dancing. See Ass Makeup.
by Dr. Carlos Jones April 03, 2011
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Text from iPhone owner - "Anything could ducking happen next week."
Reply from non-tard - "That's right iPhone tard...ducking right!"
Reply from non-tard - "That's right iPhone tard...ducking right!"
by Dr. Carlos Jones November 18, 2008
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