Definitions by yeurb_ughtt

kale crotch 

a slang term for vegans that ~need you to know they’re vegan~ (a.k.a. all of them)

“Crystal? Is she that vegan lady that’s constantly doing yoga in her office? “
“Yes, she’s a total kale crotch.”

kale crotch by yeurb_ughtt April 19, 2019