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Secret Society of Lobster People

A secret society dedicated to the lobsterfication of everything. But this is a secret, so obviosly foret about it and don't mention it to anyone. Its too weird to even consider being real anyway, so just forget about it. OK?

The SSLP also has deep and loving investment in the Flanders and extended family. Tamsin, Mom, Dad, extended family and relationships are the most important people to the SSLP.
by iloveandmissuall December 22, 2014
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Secret Elevator

The Bradford college Secret Elevator that only a certain amount of people know about
by gingerKing January 8, 2015
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secret ratchet

A man or women that is attractive to look at, but contains the qualities a ratchet/faggot/thirsty/hoe contains:

-follows other ratchets on instagram and likes their photos and may give them their number(with or without a gf/bf)
-uses more than 3 hashtags
-uses both emoticons :), ;), etc. and emojis😊,😉, etc.

- may say ratchet lovey-dovey things (i love my baby boy/girl so much he/she is my world, my everything happy one week to my future husband/wife
- is over the age of 15 and still wears aeropostle/hollister clothes.
- wears ugg boots with leggings
- uses meaningful captions on instagram that has no connection to the picture
- uses over 3 emojis/punctuation marks in a bio/caption
- every photo they take is either a selfie or a mirror picture
- pictures with significant other are only of them kissing
Alex: Woah that guy is so sexy!

Morgan: No he is the guy that gives his numbers to those ratchets on insta....and he has a gf!

Alex: Damnit....he's a secret ratchet
by - al the pickle May 29, 2014
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secret vacation

When you take a vacation day and don't tell your significant other
Don't tell my wife I'm up here drinking on my secret vacation.
by Deadbolt0804 March 27, 2015
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Secret Pasta

The kind of pasta that is so delicious, only a true Italian Nona from Sicily would be able to make.
Damn this pasta is so good it's secret pasta for sure!
by SecretPasta June 3, 2015
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secker

A Secker is when somebody gets fired/ sacked from a job and so slaps everybody in there working space with there left hand after wetting it in a tap or bowl of water
I was fired yesterday... So I seckered everyone hahaha
by Holacomosita August 31, 2016
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secret rocking chair

When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.
My ass hole sure hurts after my husband gave me the secret rocking chair!
by Cockgobblin69 June 8, 2016
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