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An entertainment establishment, usually found in Poland. A cross between a strip-club and a brothel.
Polish Taxi: Okay, where do you want to go?
Jason: A strip-club, please.
Polish Taxi: Strip-club? What is strip-club?
Jason: You know, a strip-club - girls dancing, taking their clothes off...
Polish Taxi: Ahh! You mean FUCK-HOUSE.
Jason: Uhh, no, not a fuck-house.
Polish Taxi: Yessss, you mean fuck-house, I take you to goooooood fuck-house.
Ben: Bear.
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house elf 

Can you please put your stuff away? I'm tired of house elfing for you all the time!
house elf by Geoff OMG December 30, 2007

housecoat 

The correct name for something a wool calls a 'dressing gown'. It's a feckin coat you wear in the house and not a dress!
Where's my housecoat.
housecoat by Granny gramma May 8, 2018

Hard House 

Proper hard house is typified by a set formula of up-tempo house music compressed kick drums, signature style off-beat basslines and the use of 'hoover' type sounds. In contempt of the name it shares some parts in style with house music, but borrows elements heavily from trance music (synths and sometimes breakdown formula), and hardcore/rave music (hoover sounds, chants). Generally, hard house is part of a wider group of styles called Hard Dance and has little in common with the modern trance or house scenes going for a stronger storm sound. Hard Dance also encompasses NRG or Hard NRG, which UK Hard House is often confused for. However, the two have some variance from each other, and are considered two separate genres by Hard Dance enthusiasts.
Other notable hard house DJs

* Lisa Lashes

* Lisa Pin-Up

* The Tidy Boys

* Tony De Vit
Hard house music labels

* Combat Records

* Nukleuz

* Shock Records

* Tidy Trax
Hard House by Wee wee kitty star September 24, 2010

Awful House 

A derogatory term for Waffle House, which is a chain of highway diners mostly in the southern US
I got indigestion when I ate at the Awful House last night
Awful House by Libertine October 3, 2005

Cory in the House 

Made during the years 2007-2008, Cory in the House was a hentai made by Disney that became extremely popular to a young demographic, despite is vulgar and mature content with full frontal nudity in nearly every episode. Nonetheless, It is known for making people around the world simultaneously nut to the theme song alone. To this day, if you play the theme song in a room full of guys, know very well they have already jizzed in their pants.
My parents caught me watching Cory in the House. I didn't care.
Cory in the House by Eatdatpussy556 September 4, 2017

The Big House

1. Prison
2. The Nickname for Michigan Stadium, where the University of Michigan Wolverines play their home games of NCAA football. Has an "official" (although often exceeded) capacity of 107,501, making it the largest American Football stadium in the world. At the time of this writing, U of M has won 3.5 home games for every home game that they have lost.
1. After being convicted on possession charges, homie got sent to The Big House
2. The Big House goes absolutely nuts during home games versus Ohio State
The Big House by Atog August 27, 2005