housecoat

The correct name for something a wool calls a 'dressing gown'. It's a feckin coat you wear in the house and not a dress!

Where's my housecoat.

by Granny gramma May 8, 2018

horseboat

A canoe built around your horse you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down.

The use of horseboats in combat will revolutionize naval warfare.

by horseboat2 March 13, 2009

comcast housemates

when five formerly heterosexual college-age men, all hot studs, get horny for each other and live together in a house where they get phone, internet and cable television service from telecommunications giant comcast corp, and pay for it by sucking each other off, all while bickering amongst themselves.

i'll need to see your credit scores if you want to rent this property. i want to make sure you can pay me rent and aren't just a couple of goddamn comcast housemates.

by Charleez September 23, 2007

Housecall make me squirt baby

The physical action that can occur after listening to Grant Nelson's Housecall radio show!

Damn that track was so hot that housecall make me squirt baby

by stephenhawk July 25, 2011

housecest

The act of sleeping with one of your roommates.

"After the kegger Steve went home, with Beth, and commited housecest"

by SeanTastic February 14, 2007

housecooling

A party or celebration of moving out.

opposite of a housewarming.

"James is moving out of his apartment, so we're heading there for a housecooling."

"I got laid at Dave's housecooling."

by Cowboy Jim November 16, 2006

housemate

This term, commonly used by college-age students, is someone you share a house with (or, less commonly, an apartment).

These people were, to my knowledge, formerly known as "roommates," in virtually all contexts.

Housemate seems to be merely one of the many trendy terms being tossed around these days.

Here are possible reasons for this word's existence:

A) Perhaps it's supposed to have less of the negative stigma that the word "roommate" seems to carry with it.

B) Also possible is that roommate implies a closer relationship/friendship than simply housemate.

John, Dave, and Bill were looking for another housemate to share in the rent.

That guy across the hall, he's my housemate.

by kirE August 24, 2007