Gramppy

Gramppy a combining of two words, grumpy and grandpa

Tony is the best gramppy ever!

by RETALS May 2, 2011

grampro

Acronym for "program", as in computer program.

hows that grampro coming?

by poopityturd May 12, 2011

glumpken

A variation of the blumpkin, in which the receiver is not satisfied with the service he is receiving, or is constipated.

John was excited to receive his first blowjob on the toilet, by Mary's poor handling of his nutsack turned the occasion into a real glumpken.

by Phantom Power April 13, 2015

gramps

a man who claims to be a young boy, but is actually an old man with grey hair.
will usually say their hair is ash eg. charlie sheen

"this guys trying to hang with us be he's such a gramps!"

by bigbadman August 7, 2015

grampitidy

The way your grandfather acts when he tries to be funny but it just turns out kind of stupid.

Grampa- *says something stupid*
Kid- "your grampitidy is coming out"

by Trumpetgirl20 March 27, 2016

Glump

Glump - When you drink too much glue and bleach.

Yo, look! That guy is glumping! Somebody call 911!

I hate it when I glump.

by TheweirdDefinitionDude June 20, 2016

Glumping

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation

I saw Sam glumping for hours today

by Fat fingers r bad August 5, 2016