glump glump

someone who sniffs paint to get high.

don't mess with him cuz his a glump glump head.

by x August 11, 2003

Glump

A mood that's a combination of "Gloomy" and "Grumpy".

Your glumpy mood is perfect for Halloween.

by TomFawls October 31, 2013

Glump

Liquid-filled lumps found on a person’s back.

Dad’s shirt got stuck on his glump.

by TrishaE November 13, 2020

Glump

A deadly and disgusting disease that develops the throat and fills it until you can no longer eat and barely breathe. It slowly becomes bigger and bigger until it explodes while on its way up your throat. Beware of the Glump. Highly contagious, do not kiss or deep throat while infected with the Glump.

Oh no! I keep gagging and my throat is very scratchy! What do I have? OH shit! The Glump! R.I.P. *your name*

by chewyglump September 17, 2018

Glumping

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation

I saw Sam glumping for hours today

by Fat fingers r bad August 06, 2016

glump

(n) A great, big hug.

"She needs a glump," said a random guy.
"Okay..." said second random guy.
"Give her one!!!" said random guy.
"OH!!" second random guy jumps up, runs, and hugs girl.

by Queen Vicky March 02, 2006

Glump

A crew of skateboarders who are consumed by a majestic double chin.
The double chin has lead a movement of unorthodox and hi-jinx behavior.
This behavior is only understood among the beloved crew.

"What is Glump Life?" Don't ever ask that question...

"DEEBURRRRR." "Yo what up, you down to get some food?"

by DEEBURRRRRR September 20, 2011