hauling ass

1. To Move at an Excessive speed

Man I was Hauling Ass on the freeway today win i was pulled over.

by BlackScorpion March 8, 2003

ass lint

The lint/fuzz that collects in one's ass crack over a period of time. Composed of excess material from cheap boxers and loose ass/crack hair. Usually found in a tangled mass by itching one's ass crack.

John discovered a massive clump of ass lint buried deep in his ass crack, and flung it at Bryan while typing this.

by Bryan & John June 3, 2006

ass knife

when your skateboard gets between you and the ground when you fall and catches you in the junk.

Argh! I missed the rail and got ass knifed!!

by Slyder February 17, 2005

Tired Ass

A phrase coined by Kahlil Davis. Referring to someone or something that is used up, beat down, run it course, or just a plain lame ass.

Hey bitch why don't you bounce that tired ass around the corner.

by Mac aka Boss Hogg November 19, 2009

Ass Sweat

Heavy sweat originating between the ass cheeks.

Look at his pants! He has some major ass sweat happening.

by The Slater November 4, 2003

dumb-ass

Redism (that 70's show)
meaning stupid moron

No Kitty He's kinda dumb. And he's an ass too. In fact he's a ....DUMB-ASS

by fireater March 29, 2005

Ass Card

A cue-card size piece of paper or thin cardboard with the word "ASS" written on it. When one person acts like an ass to another, the ass-ee can give the card to the ass-er as a means of letting the person know that they crossed a line and are just acting like an ass. Generally seen as a peaceful alternative to punching someone in the arm for being an ass. This comes in handy in places where punching is considered inappropriate, such as the workplace, dinner with the in-laws, and church.

A: Hey dude, your mom's cute.

B: Dude, that's weird.

A: Seriously man, she's so hot I'd TOTALLY do her.

B: *Hands ass card over* You crossed a line.

by JoePackage August 20, 2010