Definitions by Pancreas100
evangocapitalism
Evangocapitalism teaches that people with wealth are inherently better people, deserve their prosperity and that God wants those with whom he has blessed to keep all that he has given them.
evangocapitalism by Pancreas100 April 20, 2017
fart poisoning
A common health risk amongst habitants in close proximity to suburban males, usually the father. Symptoms include intense nausea, loss of appetite and occasional vomiting. Can be fatal if experienced during a dutch oven.
Dad had steak and apricots last night, so I'm going to take some hydroxyzine and Advil until the risk of fart poisoning calms down.
fart poisoning by Pancreas100 July 28, 2012
Playing Defender
Playing Defender by Pancreas100 October 7, 2011
boner fatigue
boner fatigue by Pancreas100 August 28, 2009
ass factor
The number of times your ass leaves or touches a seat for any given activity. Useful for evaluating the relative effort required between two activities, especially when one activity involves someone else doing the work.
If I eat the cold pizza in the fridge, that's an ass factor of 2 (ass leaves couch, get pizza, ass touches seat), whereas going to Burger King is an ass factor of 4 (ass leaves couch, touches car seat, leaves car seat and then touches couch).
If I get up and get a beer, that's an ass fact or of 2. If you get it for me, that's an ass factor of 0.
If I get up and get a beer, that's an ass fact or of 2. If you get it for me, that's an ass factor of 0.
ass factor by Pancreas100 March 7, 2009
neohippy
(Pejorative) -- A person who replaces any established belief or fact with a product, belief or idea that has a quality of perceived social sophistication.
Neohippies are related to a hippie, except that their lives are centered on the purchase of expensive products and therapies of dubious value.
Most common amongst parents born between 1965 and 1975.
Usually drives a Subaru, Jetta, Bug or any bicycle.
A neohippy does not shop at Wal-Mart, but often spotted at co-ops.
Neohippies are related to a hippie, except that their lives are centered on the purchase of expensive products and therapies of dubious value.
Most common amongst parents born between 1965 and 1975.
Usually drives a Subaru, Jetta, Bug or any bicycle.
A neohippy does not shop at Wal-Mart, but often spotted at co-ops.
In a sentence:
"That neohippy just spent $700.00 on wool diapers for her newborn."
-or-
"That neohippy found out he was allergic to wheat from his applied kinesiologist."
Example symptoms:
-Belief that your flu, cold or cervical cancer is caused by hypomobile joints in your lower back and an immediate spinal manipulation from a chiropractic physician is needed posthaste.
-Prejudice against any dairy product
-Love of anything made from soy
-Deep conviction in the belief that non-organic vegetables will kill you within 10 years if handled or eaten.
-Spending more than $4000.00 on cloth diapering
-Breast feeds children until age 5, co-sleeps with them until age 10
-Belief that animals should be loved and cared for in large fields before shot and eaten.
- Belief that small pox/rubella/chicken pox/etc. are less harmful than vaccination.
-Ability to visualize the face of the coffee bean harvester that got a fair wage from the cup of coffee that was just purchased.
"That neohippy just spent $700.00 on wool diapers for her newborn."
-or-
"That neohippy found out he was allergic to wheat from his applied kinesiologist."
Example symptoms:
-Belief that your flu, cold or cervical cancer is caused by hypomobile joints in your lower back and an immediate spinal manipulation from a chiropractic physician is needed posthaste.
-Prejudice against any dairy product
-Love of anything made from soy
-Deep conviction in the belief that non-organic vegetables will kill you within 10 years if handled or eaten.
-Spending more than $4000.00 on cloth diapering
-Breast feeds children until age 5, co-sleeps with them until age 10
-Belief that animals should be loved and cared for in large fields before shot and eaten.
- Belief that small pox/rubella/chicken pox/etc. are less harmful than vaccination.
-Ability to visualize the face of the coffee bean harvester that got a fair wage from the cup of coffee that was just purchased.
neohippy by Pancreas100 September 3, 2008
stuff shit back into my ass
The act of readdressing an issue or task after you thought it was already finished.
A metaphor: Taking a crap and then having to pull the poop out of the toilet and stuff it back into your butt.
A metaphor: Taking a crap and then having to pull the poop out of the toilet and stuff it back into your butt.
After six months of work on this project, my boss signed off on it. Now its two weeks later and we find out that we were working off the wrong specification. So now I've got to go stuff shit back into my ass.
stuff shit back into my ass by Pancreas100 February 10, 2007