Definitions by FunnyMrBiggs

Dirty Bullets

The ejaculate of a male afflicted with any sexually transmitted disease that is transmitted through semen.

Don't fuck that guy. He's shooting dirty bullets.

Dirty Bullets by FunnyMrBiggs July 2, 2016

Ass Paint 

When someone uses feces to write a message or paint a picture, they are using Ass Paint.

Using ASS PAINT, Holly wrote a beautifully worded love note to Johnny on the bathroom wall.

Ass Paint by FunnyMrBiggs August 23, 2011

Cluster Text 

When someone sends you multiple few word text messages in succession.

Especially when each message is its own complete thought and therefore, each one requires a specific response.

Other Forms: Cluster Texting; Cluster Texter

Ronnie doesn't realize how annoying and confusing it is when he CLUSTER TEXTS people.

Cluster Text by FunnyMrBiggs August 22, 2011