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pokemon

Little fuzzy things with cute names and triangular eyes. Pokemon are very passive and will allow humans to opress them, abuse them, and force them to live in little red balls.
"pikachu!" Ash screamed, "Stop humping Jigglypuff and go kill that stupid monkey-creature!"
by AmberAlmighty January 28, 2005
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turtle head poking out

Turtle head poking out can mean two things:

1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.

2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.
1) May I use your bathroom? It's urgent, I have a turtle head poking out.

2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.
by Coxweld July 4, 2009
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PokerStars

A terrible poker site where the draws are so ridiculous that they defy mathematical odds day in and out.
I flopped 4 Aces in hold'em and went all in. Some donkey then called me. Then I busted on the river to a royal flush. Can you guess what poker site I play on? That's right "PokerStars".
by Dumachum January 26, 2009
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poke

1. cigarette
2. to have sex
3. to finger a girl( both vaginal and anal)
4. a small baggy (more likely than not containing weed)
5. to stab
1. Hey bro, gotta poke.
2. Hey baby, ever poked a fat guy in an over coat.
3. Dude! i poked that girl last night that shits looser than a bucket of water.
4. Five dollars for a poke of herb.
5. Imma poke that nigga
by BIG Bluntman September 12, 2008
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poo poker

by KL June 27, 2003
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strip poker

Strip Poker: is a game where a group of people play poker in the hopes of getting the other persons clothing instead of money.
you can turn any poker game into strip poker just bet someone their clothes
by Paul Daly December 14, 2004
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poked

Stuffed, rooted, broken, irrepairable, busted, fucked,
'Had a double dipped square last night - Fuck im poked'.
by Rigs April 27, 2003
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