pittsburg platter

the act of covering one's face with plastic wrap and having your partner shit on your face.

I don't care what you do, just don't give me a Pittsburg Platter!

by KL June 02, 2003

doig

A woman who likes really hard fast sex.

She was going like a doig last night.

by KL June 27, 2003

flump

An overweight woman who is addicted to sex.

That flump crushed me last night!

by KL June 29, 2003

pant-must

The musty smell a male gender develops in the crotch/nutsack region.

Since Barney had sour pant-must smell, this hindered his blow job potential.

by KL March 11, 2005

smash

to fuck someone, screw them well

i smashed maria, dawg

by kl May 08, 2002

plonker

A stupid person
A penis

Look at that fucking plonker!
I stuck my big fat plonker up her arse!

by KL June 27, 2003

hun

chalied

dont talk to him he's an ignorant hun

by kl October 09, 2003