11 definitions by KL

pittsburg platter

the act of covering one's face with plastic wrap and having your partner shit on your face.
I don't care what you do, just don't give me a Pittsburg Platter!
by KL June 3, 2003
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flump

An overweight woman who is addicted to sex.
That flump crushed me last night!
by KL June 29, 2003
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doig

A woman who likes really hard fast sex.
She was going like a doig last night.
by KL June 27, 2003
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plonker

A stupid person
A penis
Look at that fucking plonker!
I stuck my big fat plonker up her arse!
by KL June 27, 2003
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hun

chalied
dont talk to him he's an ignorant hun
by KL October 9, 2003
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Klman

QWNAGE! Founder of KLIC.
Klman sucks at CS.
by KL January 29, 2003
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smash

to fuck someone, screw them well
i smashed maria, dawg
by KL May 9, 2002
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