Definitions by Rigs

muffa 

Mark Holland

..and Muffa took went home with that slag who had tits like roofers nailbags. He told us she had a twat like a punched donut.

muffa by Rigs April 28, 2003

poked 

Stuffed, rooted, broken, irrepairable, busted, fucked,

'Had a double dipped square last night - Fuck im poked'.

poked by Rigs April 27, 2003

kaned

To kane a car - drive the other side of light speed.
To kane a person - to almost kill them.

'Bile kaned it out of this corner and clipped the undercover filth car.'
or
'He fuckin kaned this cunt...'

kaned by Rigs April 27, 2003