Urban Dictionary: royal flush

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The best hand availiable in a game of poker (or other games with similar scoring systems) All cards are of the same suit, and consist of Ace, King, Queen, Nave (Jack, for the lower classes), Ten.

I couldn't win, he had a royal flush and I had crappy cards.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

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poopting

the act of texting people while you are pooping

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you

by mr.poopter January 26, 2011

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Royal Flush

THE BEST YOU CAN GET....!

in poker having a straight 10, Jack, Queen, King and Ace all the same suit.

AKA wet dream

Fred almost wet himself when he was dealt the ace and king to make the Royal Flush.

by TwitChy December 14, 2003

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Royal Flush

When you piss, puke, cum, and shit yourself at the same time

I got so drunk last night that I had a royal flush

by ballsdeep500 April 29, 2011

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Royal Flush

A phrase that displays the perfect life. (much like "The American Dream") Ace = Children, King = Husband (if female)/ Health (if male), Queen = Wife (if male)/ Health (if female), Jack = Good Job, and the 10 = Good Friends.

Guy1: I see you got a Royal Flush there.

Guy2: Yeah, I got a beautiful wife, loving children, a house, good job and awesome buddies.

by ImperialCody March 26, 2010