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Holy Boob lube 

1. When a woman massages moisturizer on her breasts.

2. An expression of disblief, surprise or confusion.
"Holy boob lube! Did you get the scoop on that man?"

Raven asks.

The officer nodded, "Sure did. We'll look farther into the investigation, later on in the week.
Holy Boob lube by Raven Bishop November 12, 2009

Holy Trinity 

person 1: Have you heard what Doamna Braga said to Patricia, Catalina and Nikita?
person 2: Yea, she called them the Holy Trinity.
person 1: Wow, I thought she was christian!

Holy Roller

Term used to describe a person or persons that claims to be a Christian and also tends to think they are the ultimate authority , and ALWAYS right, regarding all things God,Church and the Bible. "Holy Rollers" love talking about and judging other people and then acting like they are best friends when they see the person(s). Many times this is because said "Holy Roller" isn't the perfect Christian they claim to be and talking about other's will keep the focus OFF of them and their hypocrisy.
Look Mom, here comes Amy. She was a wild one in High School, but acts like a Holy Roller these days.

Uggh, that church is full of Holy Rollers. I see them drinking at the bar on Friday, and judging people that drink on Monday.
Holy Roller by Southern Humanist February 20, 2019

Holy Frijoles

Getting down on your knees while your woman is standing up, sitting on the edge of the bed/in a chair and proceeding to l worship(holy) her clit(bean/frijole) with your tongue(&fingers,viberator,etc... )
"I'm going to worship your bean like it'sbthe second coming of Christ... I'll treat it like it's a Holy Frijole"

"I wont stop with the cunnilingus until I hear you scream 'holy frijoles!"

Holy Cross 

A Drinking School with an Intelligence Problem. Once you graduate, you recieve a free pass to Rehab along with your Masters in Pre-Med/Biology. If you are looking for a place with great diversity, easy grading, good food, and intelligent girls, don't come here. Also, stay very far away from the Hanselman dorm, they are all a bunch of killjoy, boring assed and ugly faced over-achievers who like to sit with eachother in their hallways playing beirut with milk and talking about how great the Sunday Mass is going to be. So in conclusion, if you like drinking and receiving lower grades than you ever have before, come here. But stay away from those dull shitfucks in Hanselman.
-Have you been to Holy Cross?

-Yeah, the girls were very stupid and I drank with my friends RA.

-Sounds sweet

-It is, but the food gave me the shits.
Holy Cross by The422Club November 10, 2008

Holy Grail 

The Holy Grail, also seen in the movie, Indiana Jones and the last crusade. Near the end of the movie while lost inside a maze from hell inside a mountain, at the core of the underground lair we find a room full of cups, some beautiful some not so great. Nonetheless, one of them is the grail. He who drinks from the correct Cup (Grail), will have ever lasting life! Although, he who drinks from the wrong cup will shrivel into a really tacky looking skeleton, and then be blown away by some random wind no one knows's where it came from but, regardless it is there temporarily.

The following example is not from the afforementioned movie though, it is from the Monty Python movie... my fav part :
When trying to find the Holy Grail, the quest was abruptly stopped at the bridge to oblivion!

What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow in spring?

Well I dont know that !!!!

GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHwwww........
Holy Grail by DJNR8 February 21, 2007