Grandma's gone to bed

An expression used to hint that a certain idea is obsolete and anyone in their right mind would retire it immediately.

Person 1: I heard all gays are pedophiles too.
Person 2: I don't think anyone's believed that since the 60's.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: Yeah. I think grandma's gone to bed on that one.

Grandma's gone to bed by helyllefilten July 14, 2016

Grandpa's War Helmet 

A colloquial expression referencing the penile cock head of an old, perverted male.

I've been watching you all night. Are ya interested in seeing grandpa's war helmet? Get away ya perv.

I'm done showering at the gym. I'm surrounded by grandpa's war helmets in there. I'm afraid ones creeping on me.

Grandpa's War Helmet by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017

Granddaddy Dong 

A term to describe an older gentleman with grandkids, who is constantly being chased by woman after the dong of all dongs.

Oh boy, I guess Melissa was at it again. She was chasing this guy Tom, and he is about 20 years older than her. Little did Tom know, Melissa is a Horsedick Hound and upon cornering him, she persuaded Tom to take her home and give her a pounding with that Granddaddy Dong. I overheard Melissa talking to Betty, and she said she hasn’t been able to walk right for two days after the thorough jackhammering she received. I wish I was a Grandaddy, or a guy with a huge Dong. At least I have a good personality, I guess. Jesus, life’s a mess!

Granddaddy Dong by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020

grandyidea 

@grandyidea is a stan account on twitter that is owned by kaspar. his account is definitely the BEST stan twitter account ever created and outsold everyone else!

grandyidea just tweeted!! he’s the best person ever!!

grandyidea is the BIGGEST sweetener stan!!

grandyidea by slayziana October 10, 2020

ur grandpap a trap 

The strongest insult of all.
If anything is compared to this, even 'ur granny tranny', it will be instantly fodderized, that's how fucking bad it is.

This is extremely fuckin' risky, it's so risky, that there's a 0.008% chance of the sun transforming into a blue supergiant star.

Ben: Hey faggot, your granny tranny.
Steve: Little does he know..
Ben: What, trans-grandmother haver?
Steve: YOUR GRANDPAP A TRAP

* The sun disappears from sight in the bright blue sky, and appears as a blue supergiant, absorbing the inner 4 planets , and destroying the asteroid belts.

ur grandpap a trap by your grandmother transmother March 26, 2018

Dirty Gandalf 

The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.

Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.

Dirty Gandalf by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014

Vaginal gandalf 

When a lad requires the assistance and guidance of a lass in order to pull some fit piece of ass, the lass in question is providing the role of vaginal gandalf

Dan: hey I need help getting this girl's number

Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you

Vaginal gandalf by Hipposyawn January 26, 2017