God

Name given to members of a conclave of invisible, level 10 space wizards who are manifest in every bit of science you don’t understand.
God helps orphaned, homeless, starving, disabled and/or diseased, human post-fetuses who help themselves.
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A useless being that religious people believe in. It has never existed as there is no present day evidence except stupid fiction books.
At church
Priest: Who is God?
Kid: Nobody!
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God

1.A man that has knowledge of self and others.

2. The Asiatic Black Man.
What's todays mathmatics God?
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1: Synonym for deity. Plural: Gods. Whether it's a proper noun or not depends on if the god in question is from a unitheist religon or a multitheist religon
2: a word often used to convey suprise or exitement. Usually when used like this it is a proper noun
Occording to insert religon here, god name here is the god of insert thing here

Good God, that concert was loud!
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Me
I am god
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God

A entity who can’t decide if pork should be eaten or if it shouldn’t

Christians: yes you can eat it.
Muslims:no you cant!
Jews: we agree with the Muslims for once.
Hindus: We too agree with the muslims and jews
Pagans: *if you can eat it then Its Free Real Estate.*
Atheists: well apparently according to them god is not that much of a pure being if he forbids freedom of speech cause they just scream at me.
Jedi and sith : what is a pork?Is that something like a porg?
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A guy who wears a fast food uniform and still looks cool.
Praise our god for this $5 MEAL!
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