jack matter

a retarded douche bag asshole that beats up people for fun and thinks his blonde hair is cool, he never really gets pussy and is a virgin, he is the worst person to hangout with

me:your acting like jack matter

guy:oh shit im sorry

by Panel to June 13, 2017

Dark matter

The remnants left behind your balls after a bout of explosive diarrhea.

I have to go home and wash off the dark matter.

by RV Rage October 7, 2017

Breast Matter

Soy, typically found in Luna Bars

Hey the breast matter in that Luna bar will make your breasts vulumptuous

by The Duck Collector May 11, 2018

Dark Matter

When an extremely dark motherfucker cumshots into someones face.

She loved daddy's dark matter late in the night.
Look that girl just got covered in dark matter.

by Skinny jimmy June 6, 2018

kat mattson

A random person whom is not ghey but is a transgender like noodles and is female but cums on people's toes and broken condom like this kid Mick he was a failed abortion and a result of a broken condom.

I like to fuck strippers but kat mattson is worst no homo

by Not Toaster_ October 17, 2018

Harrison mattey

My ex boyfriend. Don’t ever date him. Purely bc he’s ugly

Ew I hate Harrison mattey

by Mia Simpson March 14, 2019

appearances matter

A wistful notion from the recent-yet-distant time when people saw each other.

Glancing into her closet, filled with lovingly-chosen clothing she no longer wore, slipping on her plastic coat, her mask and rubber gloves to go 'shopping', she recalled what her mother had taught her when she was young, that appearances matter, and wondered when it would be true again.

by Monkey's Dad May 14, 2020