shit fire and save matches

An exclamation, as in "Well, I'll be," or "You don't say," or "Isn't that something?" Something my uncle says all the time.

Person #1: Hey, did you know that J.J. got thrown in the can?
Person #2: Well shit fire and save matches, no I did not.

by goobershanker April 6, 2004

Matteo

original meaning Matteo means gift of God. No wonder right? Anyways, anyone named Matteo is typically a solid 10. With amazing hair, adorable eyes, good body, etc. Matteo is also an amazing futboller, or soccer player. Whenever playing, they adopt the skills of Ronaldo, messi, neymar, and gozte all in one. As well as being charming, kind, maybe a little cocky, confident, and outgoing, Matteo's most of the time have an amazing and charismatic personality too. I mean how can you not like the guy? Matteo's are also extremely attractive as well, due to their Italian genes. On top of all that, they're also very athletic and can play almost every sport pretty damn well too. they also dress very nice too. So yeah, they're pretty great.

kate upton: did you see Matteo the other day? He looked so good!
Ariana grande: yeah! His gorgeous eyes and his perfect hair looked so perfect in the sun!

by anonymous March 29, 2015

matt good

Matt Good is 1 of the 2 guitarists currently in the band From First to Last (FFTL). When performing, Matt uses Gibson brand guitars, and is very energetic and friendly with the fans. Matt has a T-Mobile Sidekick and a tattoo of No-Face from the Miyazaki film "Spirited Away" on his left arm. He has black hair and blue eyes. He is 6'2". While not on the road with the band, Matt Good is technically homeless, because he has no actual home.

"Matt Good totally shredded like mad crazy on his Gibson last night."

"I know, he is so sexy."

by Chrissytinae! May 19, 2006

Cool math games

Best website in the world and houses some of the most lit games while you are at school...

guy 1: im bored

guy 2: since the teacher aint lookin you wanna play bloons tower defence on cool math games?
guy 1: sure why not

by Vladimir66 March 21, 2017

trixie mattel

Drag queen who uses over the top eye and lip make-up too look like a doll.

Did you see Trixie Mattel's dress last night?! She looked like a barbie!

by Twinkb April 10, 2016

Billy no mates

British Slang
A person with no friends, or at least someone who appears that way.
Other similar uses:
1) On his bill - On his own
2) Has been billied - Has been abandoned (by friends)
3) A billy - one with no friends

"That Danny lad is a right billy-no-mates."
"Look at that lad over there on his bill."
"David's been billied! Haha!"
"Ryan is a billy..."

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

Mattia

An Italian guy always vibing

Hey you look very Mattia

by Italian Fritto Misto April 15, 2020