goobershanker's definitions

prish

Heard this on the "Mark & Brian Radio Program" this morning. I believe it's short for "I appreciate it," as in "Gee, thanks." Better used sarcastically.

Person 1: You're as dumb as a bag of hammers!

Person 2: Prish!

by goobershanker March 1, 2005

The H is O

Short for "The Heat Is On," which is the name of a song by Glenn
Most likely derived from the name of a short movie-type skit from Saturday Night Live, starring Ben Stiller, Jimmy Fallon, Horatio Sanz, and Will Ferrell as Glenn Frey. If you have not seen this skit, I highly recommend it -- it is absolutely hilarious!

The H is O, man...the H is O...

by goobershanker April 7, 2004

faster than a cat can lick its ass

Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.

When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.

by Goobershanker August 9, 2006

lemon yellow pee

1. Five letters in the middle of the alphabet.

2. How a small child may recite the middle part of the alphabet when singing it.

1. L-M-N-O-P

2. *Child singing* : A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K- lemon yellow pee...

by Goobershanker September 19, 2007

granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling

Another way for a female to say she is menstruating.

Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.

by goobershanker April 6, 2004

yp/mp

YP = Your Problem
MP = My Problem

Girl: Hey! You came, but I haven't yet! That's not fair!

Guy: That's a YP, not an MP, baby! C'ya, I'm outta here!

by goobershanker April 29, 2004

flashtabulous

1. The art of being very photogenic.

2. An expression a photographer (usually a paparazzi) might use when he or she takes a great photograph of someone (usually a celebrity).

1. "That model is flashtabulous!"

2. "Britney Spears with her pants down?!? That's flashtabulous!"

by Goobershanker October 4, 2007