12 definitions by goobershanker

snotitude

A combination of the words snotty and attitude, used to describe a person with a snotty attitude.

Girl 1: Where'd you get your clothes, Goodwill?

Girl 2: Where'd you get your snotitude?

by goobershanker September 11, 2007

granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling

Another way for a female to say she is menstruating.

Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.

by goobershanker April 6, 2004

prish

Heard this on the "Mark & Brian Radio Program" this morning. I believe it's short for "I appreciate it," as in "Gee, thanks." Better used sarcastically.

Person 1: You're as dumb as a bag of hammers!

Person 2: Prish!

by goobershanker March 1, 2005

webutante

A combination of the word web (as in the world wide web) and debutante. Closely related to celebutante.

Cindy Margolis is a washed up webutante.

by goobershanker September 24, 2007

lemon yellow pee

1. Five letters in the middle of the alphabet.

2. How a small child may recite the middle part of the alphabet when singing it.

1. L-M-N-O-P

2. *Child singing* : A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K- lemon yellow pee...

by goobershanker September 5, 2007

faster than a cat can lick its ass

Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.

When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.

by goobershanker July 27, 2006

rez

Native American slang for "reservation," as in "on the Indian reservation."

Ayy, there's always a party Saturday night on the rez, man.

by goobershanker April 6, 2004