something girls use in a futile attempt to distract guys from ugliness so that they can get sum action.
TO ALL WOMEN OUT THERE... GUYS DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE MAKE-UP ON U!!!
TO ALL WOMEN OUT THERE... GUYS DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE MAKE-UP ON U!!!
guy: damn that chick was so hot yesterday. y the fuck did she put on make-up?? she looks like a hoe now
by morbidgolem January 6, 2008
Get the make-upmug. by gangstagangsta1 October 13, 2006
Get the make-upmug. A husband who helps to "mask" his wife's homosexuality. The lesbian equivalent of a beard for gay men.
Sandy: I see you decided to wear make-up tonight
/jerks head towards other woman's husband
Ellen: Yeah, might as well impress the boss with a successful marriage, you know?
/jerks head towards other woman's husband
Ellen: Yeah, might as well impress the boss with a successful marriage, you know?
by Broey Goebbels February 25, 2011
Get the make-upmug. Something that is used to hide your personality from the world because you think you aren't good enough when really you are...you are beautiful on the inside and out.
Make-Up is a substance that only proves to everyone else that you don't like the way that God made you.
by Nope... yep May 22, 2018
Get the Make-Upmug. by hekko May 14, 2018
Get the make upmug. to compensate for
He mentally discards the thoughts that are not important enough to make up for the fatigue of saying them.
by Zelaznog April 2, 2014
Get the make up formug. by ponylover234 June 9, 2017
Get the make up for itmug.