That openly gay dude that has neverbee subtle and never will because hes very. fucking. gay.
"Oh hi Alex." Said Jacob "I Want to put my pee-pee in your no-no spot" Replied Alex
"I beg your pardon?" Asked Jacob "Do a gay with me" replied Alex
Exit Jacob
Alex is a person who loves food and was made to do everything in his will power to make your day horrible. He will embarrass the hell out of you and he doesn't care what you think. He has a girlfriend who loves him although she could do better- much. He has this thing for himself where he thinks that he is better than you although he isn't- by far.
Did you see that person? He's okay looking but is a freakin' jerk1
I know. You should have known that he's an Alex.
The definition of quiet and ugly. An Alex is usually autistic and has a tendancy to shit on the floor at will. An Alex doesn’t know how to communicate properly and would most like just repeat the same thing over and over again. If you seen an Alex call animal control and run as far as you can
Person 1: omg did someone just shit on the floor.
Person 2: yep it was Alex
Person 1: (does something autistic)
Person 2: Omg dude your such an Alex
Alex is usually a privileged white male and/or female that takes everything for granted but still complains about something... ANYTHING because nothings ever perfect for his/her little world