prodigy math game 

game for people wizards get warden beat puppet master

I play prodigy math game fun!

prodigy math game by prodigymathgame100 January 10, 2019

Fucking Math 

Math for every day use.

Fucking Math:

alcohol * (man + woman) - contraceptive + 9months = baby

man + man = sore ass

woman + woman = scissors

Fucking Math by EntropicSoul August 16, 2010

The Wokenization of Singapore Math 

When white Christian nationalists or ultra-MAGA patriots subscribe to the radical pedagogy that adopting (or adapting part of) the Singapore math curriculum would only adulterate theirs, because exposing local students to alien problem-solving strategies and heuristics under the guise of multicultural math or ethnomathematics would only give undue credit to foreign curriculum math specialists and publishers.

A number of white or “woke” curriculum censors are covertly working hand in hand with American textbook publishers to push for the wokenization of Singapore math, with both parties having a vested interest to ensure that dear inch-deep-mile-wide K–12 math textbooks rather than value-for-money foreign math titles inundate as many states and local schools as possible.

The Wokenization of Singapore Math by Fasters May 9, 2023

High school math

stupid waste of your precious hours. Especially if you are doomed to cancer and heart disease like the rest of america.

a: how do you find the square root of something retarded and irrelevant?
b: Ill call up my high school math teacher and ask

High school math by nikikikikik March 1, 2010

St math 

A torture device were this penguin Jiji walks across the screen t posing. He is your only homie in ST math but, he doesn't wear socks so he is gay.

Teacher: Ok class lets do St math for 1 hour.

Literally every fucking student in a 20 meter radius: L E T S G A M E H O M I E S.

St math by thisniggayourhomie April 2, 2020

Bathroom math

During a toilet sesh, needing to go number one and number two at the same go, totaling three.

Rudigger: Yo buddy, why were you in the stall so long?

Jim: Got tied up with some bathroom math.

Bathroom math by Just Dewar April 7, 2009

laundry math anxiety 

doubt over one's clothes malodorous aspect (in proportion to inability to smell ourselves as others do or to in-frequent laundromat visits); losing count of a garment's wearings.

B: can you do me a favor, does this sweater reek, third wearing, but it's my favorite....
G: ah, laundry math anxiety, i get it... but i wouldn't wear that again.

laundry math anxiety by tess jr April 30, 2009