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New Farm Mum

A New Farm Mum, or as the south side of Brisbane calls them, a Bulimba Mum, is a mother who naturally marries a young man, bound to be successful. These mother's drive range rovers, give their children posh names and send them to either All Hallow’s School or St. Joseph’s College, Gregory Terrace. The name "New Farm” comes from the north side suburb of New Farm, in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. The suburb is believed to be the wealthiest in the north side, and hence, is associated with these wealthy mothers. Although these mothers are thought to be privileged, the public perception on them is slowly changing to one of respect. Many believe these mothers are solely responsible for creating and raising the elite and aristocracy of Australia, and therefore, are responsible for creating the bright future Australia is bound to have. A New Farm Mum is an insult and a compliment at the same time.
She is such a New Farm Mum.

Oh, nah yeah, my mum is a total New Farm Mum.

What’s my chosen career path? Well obviously a New Farm Mum.
by That Scoalable Guy November 28, 2018
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Farm Emo

Use to be country music now its been internationally recognized as farm emo.
sandy: im bout to go listen to some country! YE HAW!!

SpongeBob: i thought that was farm emo now sandy?

Patrick: whats country i only heard of farm emo? Where am i? Who are you people!
by Banthapoodoo September 16, 2023
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Farm Fresh

Underage girls from the rural parts of Issan who get shipped into prostitution in the gogo bars and beer bars of Pattaya and Bangkok. Most avoid wearing make-up, as the intention is to appear innocent, inexperienced and ripe for sexual gratification.
"Johnny, check out that Farm Fresh chatting to the fat old-guy over there. No way is she even 16, let alone 18."

"Yea, you're probably right. I doubt that guy cares how old she is. He'll take her back, break her in, and then move onto the next one. The filty pervert!"
by Neil-Iger January 8, 2022
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Innocent Screenshot Farming

The action of sending nice texts during an argument, in attempt to take screenshots and show other people for better publicity.
While we were fighting, she started innocent screenshot farming.
by itzcalb766 February 20, 2025
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Raisin Farm

Grandpa forgot his pants again. Probably time to ship him off to the raisin farm.
by Randall Stephens April 4, 2016
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animal farm

An anti-totalitarian or anti-communism book written by a socialist, George Orwell.
Kid 1: Damn I hate socialism even more after Animal Farm!
Kid 2: Good to understand its flaws, but its author is a socialist and its more of anti-totalitarianism than anti-socialist or anti-communism.
by DaPaulLo November 21, 2017
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Loosh Farming

The act of getting a reaction from someone in hopes of ingesting the energy produced by human emotion.
Person 1: "Dude the low taper fade meme isn't even the most massive meme of 2024, and hawk tuah isn't even funny"
Person 2: "Bro you're literally Loosh Farming rn"
by CharlesGremmyG November 4, 2024
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