A tan where the tan lines are obviously caused by wearing normal clothes outside in the sun for long periods of time, instead of wearing swimwear or more suitable clothes for tanning.
Dude, your chest is so pale compared to your arms. And why are your knees so red? Get rid of that farmer's tan before you come to the beach again, it looks ridiculous!
by kwirk June 11, 2005
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I farmer's coughed my boyfriend which made me puke and get a shitty taste.
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That fuckin Asian slut charged me fifty bucks for farmer's coughing her!
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That fuckin Asian slut charged me fifty bucks for farmer's coughing her!
by Peppolla September 8, 2009
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guy 1: OMG I JUST HIT LVL 14 IN FARMVILLE
guy 2: cool bro... I'm going to go play a game that requires skill.
guy 2: cool bro... I'm going to go play a game that requires skill.
by herbalize October 27, 2009
Get the Farmville mug.An almost always respectable person, who grows the food that the general public so ungraciously eats. Don't take farmers for granted. Hell, love us. WE FEED YOU PEOPLE!
(Why I am on URBAN dictionary, I have no idea)
(Why I am on URBAN dictionary, I have no idea)
by The guy whose name you don't know February 8, 2007
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Get the farmer browned mug.Popular parlor game enjoyed by tweakers and crack heads alike.(sometimes known as carpet farming)Whereas said tweaker..(with or without a flashlight) obsessively searches for a renegade piece of dope that may or may not exist.
by Maak4060 May 10, 2016
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Looks like genuine grief but without tears and always in public situations.
Performers include Andy Murray, the Brazilian National squad, cheating cricketers and Britain’s Got Talent panelists.
Looks like genuine grief but without tears and always in public situations.
Performers include Andy Murray, the Brazilian National squad, cheating cricketers and Britain’s Got Talent panelists.
I’m not sure those tears are necessary for minor corrective surgery or whether Andy is a practicing Sympathy Farmer.
by Scamdy-cat May 9, 2019
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