Food Farming

Food Farming is the act of eating food in a way that shows signs of OCD. The perpetrator will carefully farm “perfect” bites of food while simultaneously evening out the rest of their plate. Food Farmers often smooth out their food or make small rows on their plate.

“Luke.... you’re Food Farming again. Eat like a normal person”

by Aew December 16, 2019

cottage farm

the place where black people work at (joke)

"Go back to my cottage farm you black ni-!"

by King Emperor Spamton I December 11, 2023

turtle farm

Any place filled with old, slow moving people.

Dude, Luby's Cafeteria is such a turtle farm. It's like Florida!

by kamj1 April 08, 2010

Turtle Farm

To crap in a sink and fill it with water

Someone started a Turtle Farm in the sink at McDonalds

by JoeyAboney March 25, 2021

Haha Malachai Go Farm

Someone who has had a play on there name from Barnett To Farmett

Malachai your so stupid, Haha Malachai Go Farm

by Senior Bread Man October 23, 2020

farm harder

The act of sneaking into a local farm yard and inserting your penis into one of the animals. Preferably a pig or horse. Once you are about to ejactualte one must shout “farm harder”

What did you get up to last night mate?

Snuck into the local farmers field for a game of farm harder. What a great looking horse.

by Lordofbants June 15, 2018

Farm-crack

Farm-crack, like bath-tub-crank, but 2025 edition.

And all through the town the people scavenged for what they needed for ;once again:; another batch of the best there is, farm-crack.

by Bings Biblical Books for Boops February 03, 2025