MATE-A-MORPHISES

MATE-A-MORPHISES .THE.SUPRISINGLY QUICK TRANSFORMATION WHEN A CASUAL DATING ACQUAINTANCE SUDDENLY TAGS YOU AS THEIR FIANCEE' WITHOUT A PROPOSAL..
SARAH HAD TO DUMP JACK AFTER HE HAD THAT MATE-A-MORPHISES
by Maak4060 March 05, 2019
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shard farming

Popular parlor game enjoyed by tweakers and crack heads alike.(sometimes known as carpet farming)Whereas said tweaker..(with or without a flashlight) obsessively searches for a renegade piece of dope that may or may not exist.
The last time we invited him over he was shard farming for about 3 hours.
by Maak4060 January 28, 2016
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Cuntastrophe

Every known major crisis ( real or imagined) that a cunt reacts to
"Wow did you see Cindy? She was having another cuntastrophe.
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Ghetto -Quick

Ghetto Quick.. When a normally classy chick loses her cool and is ready to scrap...
Marcia was cool until confronted then she went ghetto -quick.and slapped that bitch
by Maak4060 March 08, 2019
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