carpet farming

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.
Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

by simon_magus September 29, 2003

carpet farming

The act of sifting and inspecting through carpet in hopes of finding pieces of meth that you, or someone else dropped.

(Like little seeds you planted in carpet and your picking the crops for harvest). But the seeds are shards, and the crops are still shards plus UFO that look like shards.

After carpet farming for almost three days, i almost have enough shards to smoke!

by queenofskitzerland June 24, 2015