cricketers
cricketers by worthless October 18, 2003
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Cricketers
A group of straight white boys that talk shit and think that their two inch punishers is the best of the best
Cricketers by Hercules likes cheese June 10, 2023
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Cricketers double
Cricketers double by Ducky_boys April 27, 2017
cricketers tan
Having a V neck and lower arm tan after standing in the field all day. But everywhere else is pale e.g your body and legs ( known to non cricketers as a T shirt tan )
"Yours arms and neck are really tanned but the rest of you is Pale, how's that possible?"
"That's because I play cricket, this is a cricketers tan"
"That's because I play cricket, this is a cricketers tan"
cricketers tan by CricBadger July 28, 2016
they gave me crickets
Keemstar tweeted out: "Jake Paul is a bitch"
The people: *No response*
Keemstar: THEY GAVE ME CRICKETS!
The people: *No response*
Keemstar: THEY GAVE ME CRICKETS!
they gave me crickets by Maldox July 1, 2019
Bloomer Crickets
Bloomer Crickets are slang for Pubic Lice Infestation. Also called "crabs," pubic lice are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.
Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact. Rarely, infestation can be spread through contact with an infested person's bed linens, towels, or clothes. A common misunderstanding is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.
Infection in a young child or teenager may indicate sexual activity or sexual abuse.
Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact. Rarely, infestation can be spread through contact with an infested person's bed linens, towels, or clothes. A common misunderstanding is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.
Infection in a young child or teenager may indicate sexual activity or sexual abuse.
Signs and symptoms of Bloomer Crickets include:
Itching in the genital area
Visible nits (lice eggs) or crawling lice
Itching in the genital area
Visible nits (lice eggs) or crawling lice
Bloomer Crickets by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005
Peach Crickets
Peach Crickets by Dexter Hulk October 13, 2015
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