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cricketers

usually a bunch of crazed and misguided adolescent teenagers who know not of the meaning "respect"
fucking cricketers at it again
by worthless October 18, 2003
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Cricketers

A group of straight white boys that talk shit and think that their two inch punishers is the best of the best
Cricketers talk shit but actually want dick
by Hercules likes cheese June 10, 2023
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Cricketers double

To sleep with both a mum and daughter either at the same time or over a period of time
Thompson slept with his ex's mum last saturday, the old cricketers double
by Ducky_boys April 27, 2017
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cricketers tan

Having a V neck and lower arm tan after standing in the field all day. But everywhere else is pale e.g your body and legs ( known to non cricketers as a T shirt tan )
"Yours arms and neck are really tanned but the rest of you is Pale, how's that possible?"

"That's because I play cricket, this is a cricketers tan"
by CricBadger July 28, 2016
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they gave me crickets

It's a slang phrase that means "No response", sometimes used by just typing the cricket emoji "🦗".
Keemstar tweeted out: "Jake Paul is a bitch"
The people: *No response*
Keemstar: THEY GAVE ME CRICKETS!
by Maldox July 1, 2019
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Bloomer Crickets

Bloomer Crickets are slang for Pubic Lice Infestation. Also called "crabs," pubic lice are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.

Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact. Rarely, infestation can be spread through contact with an infested person's bed linens, towels, or clothes. A common misunderstanding is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.

Infection in a young child or teenager may indicate sexual activity or sexual abuse.
Signs and symptoms of Bloomer Crickets include:
Itching in the genital area
Visible nits (lice eggs) or crawling lice
by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005
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Peach Crickets

Crabs, Vagina Bugs, Form of STD for women
by Dexter Hulk October 13, 2015
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