Definitions by Scamdy-cat

Binchronicity

To bin your waste in time with the song that’s currently playing on the radio.

Particularly relevant to the first banging tune at breakfast.

Hey, I slam-dunked that corn beef tin in total binchronicity with the Chilli Peppers middle 8

Binchronicity by Scamdy-cat January 25, 2026

Pandemic Pokey-Cokey 

The panic that sets in when strangers meet in a passage or aisle not allowing 2 metres social distancing room.

You should’ve seen those pensioners doing the Pandemic Pokey-Cokey in the corner store confectionary aisle. They were moving quicker than cats chasing lasers.

Pandemic Pokey-Cokey by Scamdy-cat June 2, 2020

Sympathy Farmer 

Snowflake generation illness to gain fame or attention.

Looks like genuine grief but without tears and always in public situations.

Performers include Andy Murray, the Brazilian National squad, cheating cricketers and Britain’s Got Talent panelists.

I’m not sure those tears are necessary for minor corrective surgery or whether Andy is a practicing Sympathy Farmer.

Sympathy Farmer by Scamdy-cat May 9, 2019

scamdy-cat 

An irrational fear of online transactional payment; often witnessed in the pensioner population.

For Christ's sake, that's another call from Auntie Irene. She's waited less than ten minutes for a "forgot password " reminder on Amazon and now the scamdy-cat believes some Nigerian hacker has cleaned out her account.

scamdy-cat by Scamdy-cat November 19, 2016