A mysterious being, lying between the dimensions of abandonment and milk.
"Mummy said my father went off to buy milk a few years ago. He never came back."
by drier than the atacama February 3, 2022
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Someone who has loved me and cared about me my whole life. Someone who has always been there for me. The most: kind,helpful,funny and most resourceful person ever. I love My Father very much and I know nothing can change that.
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An abuser who tries to murder you and your mother, usually addicted to drugs or alcohol. Another key factor is being a felon or a rapist, especially a registered pedophile.
Dude beats up you and ur mom= My Father
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Yes, I am your father and I have brought back some milk! I also bought that lego set you want and got you a $100 dollar bill for your 10th birthday.
person 1: Are you my father?
person 2: Yes, I am. So get in my white van and ride to Toys R Us with me.
by Beastmode1158 November 2, 2020
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A sentence used only by Draco Lucius Malfoy, the spoiled blondie and also a.. ferret. When he says that, he doesn't usually mean it, he just uses it to make wizards/witches worried/terrified which sometimes doesn't work.
Draco Lucius Malfoy: My father will hear about this!
Harry Potter: Sure (srsly tired of his bs)
by I will use my real name. January 3, 2022
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