My father

A mysterious being, lying between the dimensions of abandonment and milk.

"Mummy said my father went off to buy milk a few years ago. He never came back."

by drier than the atacama February 3, 2022

My Father

An abuser who tries to murder you and your mother, usually addicted to drugs or alcohol. Another key factor is being a felon or a rapist, especially a registered pedophile.

Ex.
Dude beats up you and ur mom= My Father

by FuckOffHandOverHeadBoy October 15, 2018

my father will hear about this

A sentence most said by Draco Malfoy.

Draco: My father will hear about this!!!!!
Harry: sure Malfoy

by HornyGayPotato November 25, 2020

My father left me

Your father left you how about that.

Random Stranger: Pal, Just saying my Father left me I was age of 14.
You: ...

by waoh October 2, 2019

My Father Will Hear About This

A sentence used only by Draco Lucius Malfoy, the spoiled blondie and also a.. ferret. When he says that, he doesn't usually mean it, he just uses it to make wizards/witches worried/terrified which sometimes doesn't work.

Draco Lucius Malfoy: My father will hear about this!
Harry Potter: Sure (srsly tired of his bs)

by I will use my real name. January 3, 2022

my father went to get milk

when your dad leaves you because you've became a disappointment to this dumbass earth and your family. how could you be so useless?

my father went to get milk.... he never came back because im a useless nobody

by how to commit unalive part 1 January 21, 2022

Restrict my airflow, father

It's a more 'pure' and 'innocent' version of saying "choke me, daddy"
It's kind of like a chocking kink

"please restrict my airflow, father....PLeAsE!!!!"

by -aYo hItMaN BAnG InTroDuCeS-- April 29, 2019