A mysterious being, lying between the dimensions of abandonment and milk.
"Mummy said my father went off to buy milk a few years ago. He never came back."
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An abuser who tries to murder you and your mother, usually addicted to drugs or alcohol. Another key factor is being a felon or a rapist, especially a registered pedophile.
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Dude beats up you and ur mom= My Father
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A sentence used only by Draco Lucius Malfoy, the spoiled blondie and also a.. ferret. When he says that, he doesn't usually mean it, he just uses it to make wizards/witches worried/terrified which sometimes doesn't work.
Draco Lucius Malfoy: My father will hear about this!
Harry Potter: Sure (srsly tired of his bs)
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when your dad leaves you because you've became a disappointment to this dumbass earth and your family. how could you be so useless?
my father went to get milk.... he never came back because im a useless nobody
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It's a more 'pure' and 'innocent' version of saying "choke me, daddy"
It's kind of like a chocking kink
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